Apparently, comedian Marlon Wayans is blessed with colossal…talent, an enormous…sense of humor and monstrous…compassion and empathy for his fellow human beings.
Also, he has a very large penis.
Actress and also comedian Kym Whitley nearly made an appearance on TV One’s Uncensored and confirmed that schlong…I mean, long-standing rumors about the size of Wayans’ ginormous junk are not exaggerated…that his phallus is no fallacy…that he’s knock-kneed for reasons unrelated to how his legs curve.
Whitley stated that she was guest-starring on the WB sitcom The Wayans Bros. in 1998 when she discover out 1st hand (but not like that, you degenerates) that Wayans’ thang be thangin’ like nobody’s business. (Except it was everybody’s business as everyone on set looked to know about it but her.)
“I wonder he’s trying to be lame because he’s a fool and I kept looking and I said, ‘This boy done put a small bat in his shorts, in his red sweatpants,’” Whitley explained. “I kept looking at it and I said, ‘Stop being silly, boy, are you crazy?’”
She stated she then turned to the crew and said, “‘You see this? He is so silly.’ And nobody on set was laughing. They were saying over the speakers, like, ‘Oh, she seen it.’”
“So I am like, that’s for real?” she said later. “First of all you need to put a rope on that thing and tie it up, whatever that is. Then for the whole week, I was distracted. The word in Hollywood is he’s just blessed, and it burned into my brain.”
OK, so just to give y’all fair warning, I will now be abandoning all levels of maturity I worked so difficult to show up to this point.
YOOOOOOOOO, Kym Whitley said Marlon Wayans got a donkey d**k.
She said Wayans can swing low his sweet chariot at any given moment.
Kym Whitley stated when baseball players came up with “swing, batter batter batter batter, swing,” they were definitely talking to Marlon Wayans and his protruding peen.